"CELEB" I'M AT WAR WITH...(7/30)

PEREZ HILTON
















(FOR THOSE WHO ARE A FAN AND GET OFFENDED VERY EASILY, JUST READ ANOTHER POST OR LEAVE NOW BECAUSE IF I DON'T START SOME DRAMA HERE, SOMETHING ELSE I SAY WILL!!! LOL)


ANOTHER person I don't get is famous for doing some stuff a 13 year old does in his notebook with a friend in class. Nipples, balls, cum stains and stuff on people?!? A 13 year old STRAIGHT BOY can do your job!!! Shit, I can do your job except I just attack douchebags like yourself! HAHAHA!!! There is also his GAMMA radiation levels of stupidity!! I mean he has some kind of BeEf with Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas. So instead of insulting the man for something he might be, he calls him "gay"?!?!? You must set the gay movement back like the way black gang members & people that abuse the welfare system set back blacks or how rednecks make whites look like cavemen. SHIT!!! You are famous for what anyone can do on the internet. I don't even wanna be famous. That's why I don't use my name or plaster my picture all over my blog. Nice waste of space you are. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SO EITHER!!! I wish he googles himself and finds this! Would love to have a beef with a nobody!!! LOL

Thanks though for being the 1st "'CELEB' I'M AT WAR WITH..."

What Men & Women Think...

We ALL wonder: "What do women think?" "What do men think?" As much as we would all like to think "we all think differently", that is not the case. As a gender, most men and women think like the other man or woman closest to you. Go ahead fellas, ladies...ask the closest person of your gender near you or the next one you see this question: Do you believe you have a soulmate? The answers you get may SHOCK you!!! Well, the folks at ASKMEN.COM & YAHOO! SHINE teamed up to do "The GREAT MALE SURVEY" & " The GREAT FEMALE SURVEY". Questions such as that one and many others are put in the parts: Dating & Sex, Lifestyle & Men/Women of 2009. If you got time, check it out and find out how your gender and the other sex think on the same subjects...

Oh YEAH!!! The answers to that question:

MEN
36% Believe in a soulmate and are looking for her.
32% Don't believe.
32% Found her already.

WOMEN
32% Don't believe.
26% Found her already.
23% Believe BUT don't mind if they are with someone else(WTF?!?!?)
18% Believe in a soulmate and are looking for him.

WTF?!?!? Product Of The Week(7/30)

AXE INSTINCT


Does ANYONE over the age of 22 still wear this nauseating stuff?!?!? I mean, when I USE to buy this stuff, it gave me HORRIBLE HEADACHES!!! I even STILL get them when I smell it on other people. The "AXE DARK TEMPTATION"(the chocolate one) made NO sense to me when it came out. I even smelled it one time when I was at a Wal-Mart and it smelled NOTHING like chocolate. So now they have one that smells like LEATHER?!? Who are the marketing to here?!?!? Bikers? S&M enthusiasts? Someone with a leather fetish?!? Cowboys?!? Are there EVEN real cowboys anymore?!? Because this is a scent that just questions the higher ups at AXE. I mean who releases a scent that smells like a "tanned" cow's head and back?!? Is your test subjects hippies you don't feed, keep in a dark room without a glimmer of sunlight & high on drugs?!? Because I am not sure what non-drunk frat or over hormonal teenage boy would be running out to buy this!!!

I won't act like I NEVER wore AXE or did not like it at one point. If I liked any of them, it was "TOUCH" because it reminded me of an old colgone I wore in high school "Joop". After a while(and after the headaches) i grew tired of it and brought REAL COLGONE!!! I don't question this newest AXE, I question the whole line!



I'm shocked no one as sued them for the symotoms their product has on people. Yeah, I'm not the only one that have had them side effects.Because I don't know one grown man that does nor a woman that just loves a guy that wears any brand of Axe. If you do, let me know because I would love to talk to them...

ALOT to talk about...

First things first...

Sorry for NOT updating like I said I would. My job leeps me away from doing alot of the things I love to do. From this moment on, I will do my VERY BEST to post here TWICE A WEEK! Since this is going to be most likely the only day I will be able to, I am going to leave many post before the day's end. Look for topics such as Perez Hilton, Conrad Murray, Robot Brides, CRAPPY MOVIES and many other outrageous things you expect from my blog! So sit back, CHECK BACK OFTEN today, because "The Reginator" is sure going to piss SOMENE OFF TODAY!!!! LOL

CRAZY PICTURE FRIDAY!!!!

Something new I wanna start here. Before the start of every weekend, I wanna post some pictures that make you say WHAT THE FUCK?!?! & just laugh. So to start the weekend and the 1st The Reginator's Crazy Picture Friday are these classics!!!!

Let's Talk TRANSFORMERS!!!

OK! For some reason, EVERYONE IS CALLING TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN many things it is not: racist, sexist, unwatchable & not a kids movie. Lets talk about each topic...

The Racist & Sexist comments: Really?!? Robots can be racist & sexist?!? Now people that are fans of the orginal show(Nown as Generation 1) & anyone that WATCHED the first movie: Transformers scan the earth to find suitable forms to blend in. Hence the term: "More Than Meets The Eye". On the G1 show, the autobots & the decepticons learned about catchphrases & society from the humans. Every once and a while, an autobot or decepticon would make a refernce to a word that was cool for it's time. In the 1st movie, the autobots got their personalities & the decpeticons found Shia Labouf's character Sam by using the internet. So in the second movie, people say The Autobot Twins: Mudflap & Skids(who is voiced by Tom Kenny: The Voice Of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!!!). SOOOO, knowing the transformers scanned the internet for personalities and the kind they found were "urban sounding" that means you would proboaly find the samething if you searched on Google. As for Sexist, what can ANYONE even say. Porn is the second most searched thing on the internet.(If you go by catergory. Clebreties come first.) So if The Decepticons are looking up beautiful, sexy & curvy, you are not gonna find some 3oolb ugly bitch now are you?
Instead you'll find this ----->





FOUR out of TWENTY pictures were of plus size women. (I'M SO GETTING HATEMAIL FOR THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT!!!) I found MOST of them NOT attractive, at most there are two, but the other 16 pictures were of skinny women. MOST of them were nude(once again, porn, #2). So if you were trying to find a certain human and you had to do it undercover, who would you send in to do it? EXACTLY!!






Not for Kids: WHAT THE FUCK DO PARENTS EXPECT WHEN THE MOVIE HAS A PG-13 RATING?!?!? Parents, PARENT-UP!!!! Research the movie, see it first OR BETTER YET: GO WITH YOUR CHILD(REN)!!! That way, if there is something you don't like that was said, you can explain it to them at that moment OR after the movie. People are so quick to bitch & sue, but never do the work themselves to PREVENT the harm coming to them and/or their family...



NOT WATCHABLE: OK...I can understand how upset the fans are. With both movies. Optimus Prime WITH LIPS, Megatron NOT turning into a gun and NOT voiced by Frank Weller, Devastator was a tank in the 1st movie and a Combiner Transformer MONSTER in the 2nd one AND with no interaction with the Constructicons.


















(The way he should have looked!)


I will not even get into the matter of what Micheal Bay did to Optimus Prime AGAIN and The Autobot Matrix Of Leadership. There are things with this movie that are inaccurate to the G1 TV Show. Transformers fans, there are things we need to remember here:


Micheal Bay & Steven Spielberg had it hard! They have to appeal to not only the fans of the G1 show, but the comics as well. So storylines from both got mixed a little bit. Also, they have to be modernized. I am in the same boat with alot of you. You want that magic from when we were kids. When you use to wake up every morning before school or race home afterwards to make it in time to watch it. Maybe you still have that passion for that show because you remember crying to Optimus Prime dying in the 80's animated movie & seeing him come back as a zombie, DIE AGAIN to only finally come back for good. We want that same transformers. One I am afraid we may never see again except on DVD. This is Transformers for a new Generation. Just be happy we can share something like this with our children, nieces, nephews, cousins & even friends and family that remember the Classic....

Now I leave you with some actually Transformers toys & collectibles that are coming out this fall & a concept that is actually in the works you just WILL NOT BELIEVE!!!!

















This and many other USB drives coming over to the states this fall when Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen comes out on DVD!!!!




















THIS IS NOT FAKE!!! TAKARA(the comapny that ACTUALLY owns the rights to Transformers) made a deal with Nike to release Transformers shoes. The real show does NOT transforms. It comes with a 1/2 size replica that does. Kids will be asking Santa for this one!!!





















This is ACTUALLY a concept cellphone!!! I'm serious!!! Patents and everything! The folks at Parkoz Hardware came up with this. Go ahead and GOOGLE IT!!! You can find pictures and videos talking about this phone!!!!

What do these pictures have in common?

1st things 1st, if you are like me, get a bucket because hearing her name might make you sick! LOL


Ok, are you done? Wipe that chunk of vomit off your lip. There you go. :) I can't stand reality shows. Even more, I can't stand people that are famous for doing NOTHING!!! Now put the two together AND who do you get? If you said KIM KARDASHIAN(EXCUSE ME ONE MOMENT....OK! I'M GOOD...) then you would be correct. SOOO....recently, Reggie Bush & her went to The Motswedi Rehabiliation in Botswana, Africa because she is promoting some diamonds she is sponsoring and to encourage the US importing diamonds from there. Wait a minute, I thought there was a whole movment years ago to prevent the sale of diamonds in Africa because most sales involve child labor & death. Also Kanye did a song(Diamonds Are Forever "From Sierra Leone") talking about it...

Anyho, these pictures have something in common. Can you figure out what it is? LMFAO


In each picture the guy closest to her is looking at her ASS!!!! The only thing she is famous for & the bitch can't do nothing with it!!! LMAO

The top picture the guy is on the left. On the bottom to the right...

ANNUAL AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #36(SPOILERS!!!)

BEN REILY?!?!? NOT AGAIN!?!!! I CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN!!!! REALLY, I CAN'T!!!! THAT STUPID CLONE SAGA IS WHAT MADE ME STOP READING SPIDER-MAN FOR 6 YEARS!!! IF YOU WANT TO READ ABOUT THIS MESS, CHECK IT OUT HERE ON WIKIPEDIA.

TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, BACK IN 1994
MARVEL BROUGHT BACK THE CLONE OF PETER PARKER TO CREATE A NEW STORY ARC IN WHICH THEY TRIED TO SAY PETER WAS THE CLONE & THE CLONE BEN REILY WAS THE ORGINIAL. FANS HATED IT AND SALES FOR SPIDER-MAN DROPPED. WELL, IN THE NEW ANNUAL, PETER IS IN BOSTON(GO SOX!!!! YEAH, I'M A MASSHOLE!!! LOL) FOR AUNT MAY & JJJ SR.'S PREWEDDING PARTY. PETER GETS ATTACKED BY A NEW VILLIAN NAMED VELOCIRAPTOR(NO ACID LIKE JURASSIC PARK, JUST LARGE TALONS THAT COME OUT HIS ELBOWS AND VAMPIRE LIKE TEETH. HE ATTACKS PETER B/C HE THIKS HE'S BEN.
SO SOME IDIOT THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TO BRING THIS STORY ARC BACK IN THE MIDLE OF DARK REIGN WHICH INVOLVES SPIDEY'S BIGGEST VILLIAN: NORMAN OSBORN/GREEN GOBLIN!!! I SWEAR, IF I SEE BEN REILY ALIVE IN A SPIDER-MAN COMIC AND NOT IN A FLASHBACK: I AM DONE WITH SPIDER-MAN ALL TOGETHER!!!

THEY CANCELLED KOTH FOR THIS?!?!?

THIS?!?!?!?--------------------------------->
FOX CANCELLED KING OF THE HILL FOR A SHOW THAT IS GOING TO MOST LIKELY BE EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE AND CREATED AND WRITTEN BY WHITE PEOPLE!?!?

I LIKE FAMILY GUY, SHIT!!! I LIKE AMERICAN DAD EVEN MORE!!! I JUST DO NOT SEE THE POINT OF A SHOW THAT IS JUST GOING TO CROSS THE LINE WITH JUST RACIST JOKES. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET MAD & SAY I'M WRONG, BUT THINK OF NEARLY EVERY JOKE THEY USED WHEN CLEVELAND IS INVOLVED. NO OFFENSISE TO SETH MACFARLANE, BECAUSE HE IS MAKING SO MUCH MONEY AFTER FOX SEEN THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS FOR CANCELLING FAMILY GUY IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! SO NOW SETH HAS FOX ON HIS DICK & HE CAN MAKE A PIOLT FOR A SHOW ABOUT THE KU KLUX KLAN AND FOX WOULD GREEN LIGHT IT!!!! BECAUSE OF THEIR MISTAKE WITH FAMILY GUY, THEY ARE PUTTING ALL THEY HAVE INTO HIM TO SAVE FACE! YET THEY DROP THEIR SECOND LONGEST RUNNING ANIMATED SHOW, KING OF THE HILL TO MAKE WAY FOR THIS BULLSHIT. ON [adult swim], KOTH IS PULLING ALMOST 1/2 A MILLION VIEWS ON SOME NIGHTS. THAT IS JUST ONE NIGHT!!! FOX DUMPS A SHOW WITH THAT KIND OF ADUIENCE FOR A SHOW THAT WON'T LAST A SEASON. I CAN ALREADY SEE IT: SOMETHING IS GOING TO BE SAID OR DONE THAT IS GOING TO CROSS THE LINE & IT'S GOING TO GET PULLED.

I SEE THIS SHOW TO BE VERY POINTLESS! NOT TO SAY I AM NOT GOING TO CHECK OUT THE 1ST EPISODE, BUT I DO NOT PLAN TO GIVE IT RATINGS. FUNNY OR NOT, FOX MAKES DUMB CHOICES AND NOW THEY ARE DOING TO KOTH WHAT THEY DID TO FAMILY GUY...

MICHEAL JACKSON IS GONE!!!!

Mind, Body & Spirit. You have to say it. Once you seen the memorial, you cry & say all the following: You can move one from mourning his death & start to celebrate a FANTASTIC LIFE!!! For me I CRIED at the end. It started off as tears, but at the end I lost it. Seeing the coffin, his family there, friends talking, celebrity fans singing for him...you are INHUMAN to not get sadden by it all. Since he died I have mourned & celebrated in many ways: I danced Thriller in a bar(something I never would do but for some reason I did & did not stop!), Until today I had as a comment on my PS3 user name(Mr_Something) "R.I.P. Micheal Jackson" Now I have: CHAMONE!!!!! LOL, I have a background pic of Micheal on my PS3 that has replaced my Black Costume Spider-Man pic that I had there for over a year. Then of course is this. I read an article during the memorial that made more of a point about Micheal & why we ALL will miss him: "We will all miss Micheal because he is THE LAST pop artist that we all shared." The SPIN blog article goes on to say he is the last artist that was LITERALLY loved by all genre, race & age range the world over. Everyone has at least ONE Micheal song they go nuts for every time they hear it. Now with him gone, there is no longer an artist that we all can agree is good, NO...GREAT! With all the illegal downloads, the legal ones where people can just get the songs they like & not the whole album, you will never see record sales reach 7-10 million like Micheal did. If the Billboard charts honored Catalog albums, That's What I call Music 31(UGH!!!) would be ranked 4th this week instead of 1st. Micheal has three, YES THREE!!! albums that are selling better then the top 5 albums on the Top 10 currently, and there is proof of those Micheal numbers INCREASING!!! Last week, Micheal's Number One album sold 822,000+ units compared to That's 31 selling 220,000+ units. Articles are already saying his death is having more of an impact then Elvis, John Lennon & Tupac COMBINED!!! Micheal Jackson IS The Greatest Entertainer Of ALL TIME!!!! The sad part is that no one in the near future can carry on a torch so bright...

WTF?!?!? Product Of The Week(7/10)

A $30(AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT THE MSRP IS) OUTLET TIMER TO PREVENT KIDS FROM PLAYING VIDEO GAMES LONGER THEN PARENTS WANT...DO WE REALLY NEED THIS?!?

THERE ARE MANY & I MEAN MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS IDEA:

1) CHILDREN GROWING UP THESE DAYS ARE LIVING IN A DIGITAL AGE. SO KIDS ARE LEARNING ABOUT COMPUTERS, PHONES & THE INTERNET AT AN EARLIER AGE. COMPARED TO GENERATION X WHICH WAS INTRODUCED TO IT IN OUR TEENAGE YEARS AND THE GENERATIONS BEFORE US LIKE OUR GRANDPARENTS & PARENTS(AND MOST OF THEM STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND IT!! LOL). SO KIDS NOW CAN FIGURE OUT AT AN EARLIER AGE HOW TO BYPASS THE CHANNEL LOCK AND THE TV, DECRYPT CYBER NANNY & EASILY DISABLE AND/OR UNPLUG THIS DEVICE!!!

2) OK, I WILL GIVE CREDIT WHEN CREDIT IS DUE! JOHN MORRISEY(THE INVENTOR & 79!) MADE THIS PRODUCT WITH (WHAT I CAN ASSUME) ONE THING IN MIND: MOST PARENTS WANT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING BESIDES THEM SELF TO WATCH AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THIS DOES. WHAT HAPPENED TO PARENTS SEEING WHAT THEIR KIDS ARE DOING? INTERACTING WITH THEIR KIDS. I KNOW ALOT OF SINGLE PARENTS AND FAMILY WHERE BOTH PARENTS ARE INVOLVED IN THE LIFE OF THEIR CHILD(REN). SOME ARE HIGHLY INVOLVED, THE REST JUST LET THINGS HAPPEN AS THEY MAY! SO BECAUSE OF LAZY PARENTS, THIS PRODUCT WILL SELL & SELL WELL...

3) WHAT HAPPENED TO PARENTS TAKING CHARGE? JUST SHUTTING THE VIDEO GAME OFF? BEATING SOME ASS WHEN THEY DO NOT LISTEN? KIDS NEED TO KNOW THAT NEGATIVE ACTIONS EQUAL NEGATIVE PUNISHMENT. THIS DEVICE JUST SHOWS THEM THAT A MACHINE WILL WATCH THEM AND IF THEY DO NOT LIKE IT, THE CAN REMOVE THE PROBLEM AND GET WHAT THEY WANT. SAD REALLY...

4) THE ARTICLE I READ THIS IN(WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE) ALSO MADE ANOTHER POINT: WHY SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON A TIMER THAT CUTS OFF POWER TO THE VIDEO GAME SYSTEM? WHY NOT BY A KITCHEN TIMER & USE THAT INSTEAD? PLAY THE VIDEO GAMES YOU BY YOUR KIDS SO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THEY ACTUALLY PLAY AND THEN YOU KNOW WHEN TO CALL IT QUITS? OR USE THE TIMER INCLUDED? XBOX 360 HAS A "FAMILY TIMER" THAT DOES THE SAME THING. ONCE AGAIN THOUGH, A CHILD CAN LEARN TO BYPASS THIS TO EVENTUALLY...

WOULD LIKE TO HEAR WHAT YOU ALL THINK. LEAVE COMMENTS PLEASE AND IF I GET ENOUGH OF A REBUTTAL, I'LL RESPOND BACK!

PHILIPS NORELCO bodygroom

NOW, before anyone starts going off saying I am a sell out, I have NO KIND OF ENDORSEMENT from this company!!!! I just like to talk about products I have used that I like and dislike. THIS ONE I LIKE!

PHILIPS NORELCO bodygroom is what is says it is. It is a body razor that is made to groom the body hair ANYWHERE on a Man's body. In an age now where women are become more equal and dominant in just about every field, they have now become for vocal in the upkeep of a man's pubic hair. To be honest, the ONLY reason they have is because it involves matters that are sexual! LOL

Fellas, at least any guy right now that was a teen before males became body conscious about their pubics!!! Remember how the only bitching about pubic was when a chick had her Vajayjay looking like a pissed of asian germlin & you didn't wanna choke on a furball? LOL Yeah, that has changed with the new sexual revolution where guys want a girls balls in their mouth and a threesome is now the norm for every couple to gro sexually. Well, if we want any of the following AND MORE, we have to now upkeep our pubes in order to make a gal want to please us the ways we want. I guess it is only fair since in the 90's we forced women to shave down there...

Ok guys, The PHILIPS NORELCO bodygroom allows you to trim & shave the following areas of your body...1) Chest & Abs 2) Underarms 3) Back & Shoulders 4) Legs & 5) Groin Ares

I can understand 1-3 & 5, but not 4 really. If you are a body builder then yeah. No real reason to shave our legs really. I think that goes too far. I brought this product for ONE REASON: #5 The Groin Area. I have tried using razor, both electric and manual which lead to cuts and irriation. I was doing it right too!!! This product does the job right WITHOUT trying! I was able to shave myself smooth and nicked myself once and it did not hurt like other times I did using a razor. Its cordless & waterproof so you can use it in the shower and prevent a messy cleanup. Its rechargeable as well so buying batteries is NOT an issue. It's also not expensive. I found it at Walmart for Under $37!!! Now if you don't wanna look like you are 7 again you can trim your region so it at least looks presentable to your lady or gentleman friend depending on how you roll. In an age where everyone is trying to look good, fellas, this is a good way to start. Just don't start shaving your chest if you are packing a keg. It just make you look FATTER with no hair to hide behind!!! LOL

WELCOME...

MANY PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ME, SHIT, NO ONE EVEN KNOWS THAT I STARTED A BLOG YET...LOL

I DECIDED THIS WAS A BETTER VENUE FOR MY WRITING THEN THE WAY THIS ORGINALLY STARTED OFF AS: A NEWSLETTER. THE SAME WAY & REASON I WROTE MY NEWSLETTER IS THE SAME REASON I AM GOING TO DO THIS BLOG: TO JUST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON. FROM THE WEATHER TO THE MOST RANDOM THINGS YOU CAN THINK OF. I GET PERSONAL WITH THE EVENTS IN MY OWN LIFE & THE LIVES OF OTHER THAT PUT THEIR INFO OUT THERE. MY BLOG MIGHT NOT SOUND DIFFERENT FROM OTHER YOU HAVE READ, BUT GIVE ME A CHANCE. YOU WILL SOON BE ADDICTIVE! HAHA!!! SO, JUST SIT BACK, DRINK WHATEVER YOU ARE DRINKING & JUST BE PREPARED TO SPIT IT ALL OVER THE COMPUTER SCREEN OR ALMOST CHOKE FROM LAUGHTER! HOPE TO HEAR FROM MY FUTURE FANS SOON...